The B&N Girl Part 2

This chick opens me at the counter.

B&N: Hey, I Haven't seen you in awhile.

Esca: Do I know you?

B&N: I think I've seen you before...

Esca: Can I get a [hot sandwich]?

Lord only knows why I do this. I think it's my issue that I do things in life based off extremes, and usually only react to things in life with extremes. It's bad. I know for a fact I could get so much more out of life by working on my balance and nuance.

Case in point ^^. A cute girl who I would absolutely give the business to opens ME and I blow her out immediately. This isn't to say I shouldn't neg her slightly, but if you were there to see my tone...well you can imagine I actually treated her like I was a complete stranger and she must be crazy. Damn my issues with beautiful girls finding me attractive.

Remind me to tell you about the African Model on a bus ride story.

Needless to say, I tried to recover from it but it still was utter failure. So, to not make myself seem like an utter fool I small talked with a lady sitting next to me to still look sociable. Still a fail.

Sigh...

I ruin an easy opportunity..

The B&N Girl Part 1

Oh how I hate my beta ways.

I'm trying to minimize them as much as possible. But it seems that they love to spring up around women I generally find attractive.

On my lunch break I sometimes go over to the mall if I didn't bring my own lunch, because I get a discount from working in the mall at my second job.

I head into Barnes and Nobles and from jump the girl at the cafe is eyeing me. Now, my motto when it comes to women is to "taste the rainbow", but I must say I do have a thing for persian women. And this chick was fine.

Yeah she looks like this ^.

I remember over Christmas I actually saw her there before, and it was at that time we caught eyes. Winter makes me beta so I was super enraptured and all I gave her my signature crooked smile and sat down to read my Walking Dead comic.

So now all this time passes and we lock eyes again...INSTANT ATTRACTION! I pull the ignore slyly card and go over to grab a drink with my order while she still helps the woman in front of me. All while I do this, slow and with purpose, B&N keeps darting her eyes to me while she takes cash and finishes the order.

So I grab my drink and head to the counter...

Testing the Waters

First post on the new game blog and I'm proud to say it is a good one. I feel like the juices are returning again.

A little background information. As a side job, I work at a Gamestop in the local mall. Besides managers, many of the workers are young college age to just out of college kids. Right next to me is an Aldos store that is chock full of bangin girls.

Awhile back the girl I will call "Aldo" came in to buy Call of Duty. Clearly this was meant for her boyfriend but it didn't stop me blatantly spitting game to her. Over the course of the next year I would still maintain the flirting back and forth but I never really pulled anything. It's a bad issue I have where I don't go for girls I know have boyfriends. I feel like I'm breaking a bro code when in reality she's just following the hoe code.

But anyway, walking through the mall on my lunch break from my regular 9-5 I spot her outside a walkway Bodega wearing something like this:

So, in my newfound zest since I saw Riv and Wonka getting it in, I opened.

Esca: Wow. You're like a  Edward Scissorhands reject
Aldo: What?
Esca: You look like an Edward Scissorhands reject.
Aldo: Oh my god! You are so mean
Esca: What's good? You working today?
Aldo: Yeah
Esca: That's sucks
Aldo: Why?
Esca" Wouldn't it be better to not work and still be paid?
Also: I don't work when I'm there.
Esca: I know. You stand around trying to be cute.
Aldo: *laughs*
Esca: But I'd so you're only about 6 out of 10 usually.
Aldo: I can't believe you said that *girlish voice*
Esca: Naw, it's cool, you try though. You get an A for effort with me.
Aldo: When are you working again?

It feels so good to bbbbaaaccckkkk!!!!!

More to come. Summer is coming to the Jersey Shore and best believe I intend to capitalize. Bringing suave game back,