Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Testing the Waters

First post on the new game blog and I'm proud to say it is a good one. I feel like the juices are returning again.

A little background information. As a side job, I work at a Gamestop in the local mall. Besides managers, many of the workers are young college age to just out of college kids. Right next to me is an Aldos store that is chock full of bangin girls.

Awhile back the girl I will call "Aldo" came in to buy Call of Duty. Clearly this was meant for her boyfriend but it didn't stop me blatantly spitting game to her. Over the course of the next year I would still maintain the flirting back and forth but I never really pulled anything. It's a bad issue I have where I don't go for girls I know have boyfriends. I feel like I'm breaking a bro code when in reality she's just following the hoe code.

But anyway, walking through the mall on my lunch break from my regular 9-5 I spot her outside a walkway Bodega wearing something like this:

So, in my newfound zest since I saw Riv and Wonka getting it in, I opened.

Esca: Wow. You're like a  Edward Scissorhands reject
Aldo: What?
Esca: You look like an Edward Scissorhands reject.
Aldo: Oh my god! You are so mean
Esca: What's good? You working today?
Aldo: Yeah
Esca: That's sucks
Aldo: Why?
Esca" Wouldn't it be better to not work and still be paid?
Also: I don't work when I'm there.
Esca: I know. You stand around trying to be cute.
Aldo: *laughs*
Esca: But I'd so you're only about 6 out of 10 usually.
Aldo: I can't believe you said that *girlish voice*
Esca: Naw, it's cool, you try though. You get an A for effort with me.
Aldo: When are you working again?

It feels so good to bbbbaaaccckkkk!!!!!

More to come. Summer is coming to the Jersey Shore and best believe I intend to capitalize. Bringing suave game back,

1 comment:

  1. "You like a Edward Scissorhands reject"

    dude that is FUNNY

    i laughed out loud

    i see big things in your future